Internet, I'd like you to know

There is a special man in my life.

There are many, many reasons I didn't think I was going to be able to write that sentence.

Among those reasons are low self-esteem, and also the fact that I have never dated a boy.

Have I written about that yet here? No? *Scrolls back* Yeah, guess not. It's been all Jewish stuff, Jewish stuff, Jewish stuff.

So, let me put it into context.

I'm dating a nice Jewish boy!

My grandma will be so relieved.