me: pffft.
me: cat hair stuck in chapstick
J: ha
J: GIRL
me: chapstick? its winter dude.
J: : so?
J: my gay therapist put chapstick on his cuticles while i was talking to him
me: what?
me: ive never heard of anyone doing that
me: weeeird
J: uh, yeah
J: so
J: that's my gay beauty tip of the week
